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Teacher: Paul. Give me a sentence beginning with "I".
Paul: I is the...
Teacher: No, Paul . You must say "I am" not "I is."
Paul: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
The Irishman goes into a London pub with a large crocodile at the end of a chain and he says to the barman, “Hey, fella, you serve Englishmen here, right?”
The barmen angrily responds, “Yes, you Irish bastard, we serve Englishmen here!”
“Great! A pint of beer for me and two Englishmen for my croc.”
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Paul: I is the...
Teacher: No, Paul . You must say "I am" not "I is."
Paul: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
The Irishman goes into a London pub with a large crocodile at the end of a chain and he says to the barman, “Hey, fella, you serve Englishmen here, right?”
The barmen angrily responds, “Yes, you Irish bastard, we serve Englishmen here!”
“Great! A pint of beer for me and two Englishmen for my croc.”
Еще?
Все честно стащено из жж.